Fat.
Bloat.
Sad.

Fat.
Bloat.
Sad.


indeed I am.
I did this once before but I forgot a lot of shit. I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot of shit now, too.
Words & phrases that I will not give up until you pry them from my cold dead throat:
Bone
Dope
Fresh
Herb
Gas face
Juice
Props
Cats
Dude
Lampin’
Step
Jocking
Sweating
Off the top
Off the dome
Duke
Hit me in the head
Young (your shirt is young, what is it? extra medium?)
And last but not least….”b”
*I’m sure a lot of this is regional.
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One Love/One. Ending a conversation. “Aight…One Love.” « I still say this now. [only to my friend who shares the love of throwback slang]
Oh my God.
silence child
I love how the cat turns to look at the camera in the last gif with an expression that clearly says, “That’s how it’s done, bitch.”
the cat’s bitchface oh my god
Cat: “Deal with it.”
Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, Louis C.K. and Jerry Seinfeld sitting around talking about stand up comedy and jokes and stuff. I love it.
- Your sentences are filled with more noises and grunts than actual words
- You say kabobs instead of skewers
- You eat rice with everything
- Your beer of choice is Guinness instead of Corona
- You put pots and pans straight into the fridge after cooking
- Everyone that is…